[Rachel Van Dyken] ↠´ The Consequence of Loving Colton (Consequence, #1) [tristan-da-cunha PDF] Ebook Epub Download Ð ARC kindly provided byPublishing via NetGalley in exchange for an honest review Thank you a lot 2.
5 stars Blurb My name is Milo Caro and I have a confession to make.
I ve been in love with Colton Mathews since I was five He should have known that sharing a cookie with a sugar obsessed little monster would do the trick it sealed his fate So really, the fact that he s sporting a black eye, a limp, almost got ran over by a car, and was nearly responsible for another person s death Right HIs fault Not mine I made a pact with myself this weekend would be different I d come home for my brothers wedding, smile, and Colton would naturally melt into my arms, we d get married have five kids, live in a house by the river, and get a dog named scratch clearly I ve thought this through.
What really happened I punched my brother in the face, Colton kissed me and a And I m waving the white flag of surrenderBecause I got sick of hearing one of my inner personalities telling another inner personality, This shit stupid sucks, homie DNF 27%I tried, I really did I had never read Rachel Van Dyken before, but I had heard good things From where I heard those good things now eludes me, of course, but anywayYeah, I m going with having heard good things at some point From somewhere This was read Now on Netgalley so I thought, sure, why not Because IDIOT What.
I would say reading this was like watching the love child of a slap stick comedy and the crappiest of rom coms EVER, but that would be an insult to Paul Blart and Mall Cops everywhere Seriously though, the way people seemed Think of the clumsiest girl, sprinkle a little disaster, and add a little awkward and you ve got Milo She has been in love with her brother s bestie, Colton, forever and when she returns home is determined to get him to finally see her But in her world, things definitely don t ever go as planned The shenanigans that ensure are absolutely hilarious with quite a bit happening that can be categorized as over the top You definitely wouldn t be enjoying this for its believability, but laugh out loud you will I feel terrible for Jason, Milo s brother, because he seems to bear the brunt of her crazy mishaps This story includes a randy grandmother, a reluctant groom, a stint in jail, black eyes, allergic reactions, a fake engagement and loadsfun I enjoyed the crazy this family brought into my reading life Safety h does k
5 StarsThis book is full of shenanigans It s a bit silly and ridiculous, and while I enjoyed it for a while, it started to get on my nerves a bitMilo, our super clumsy, somewhat violent heroine, has spent years pining over her brother s best friend, Colton He was her dragon slayer, and at 16 she tried kiss him, but he rejects her Still crushing on him at 21, she s returning home for her brother s wedding, and decides it s finally time to try to move past her feelings But she wants one thing firstOne kiss and I d be able to bury my diary along with the rest of my desires for Colton I just wanted one instance where he saw me as something other than his little sister Let the chaos begin This story was all o WARNING RANT ABOUT SEXUAL ASSAULT AHEAD.
The Consequence of Loving Colton was an absolute waste of my time However, it s good to know just how terrible it was because it led me to write this review.
Do you see that cover Do you see it It looks sweet and romantic, doesn t it Calm, nice, and nurturing .
Ha It fooled me Let me inform you this book committed cover fraud The book is a joke Therefore, so should the cover.
The cover should have featured someone climbing a tree, someone falling off a tree, a red ant army, ping pong up somebody s ass, wedding cake in someone s face, and a pool full of beer and weed Just something.
Girl in love with older brother s best friend It slike an obsession than love.
Girl has a hot guy bes
Milo wants Colton to see her for somethingthan his best friends little sister and if she can get a kiss from him even betterbut getting that kiss only startstroubleColton wants to stay away from Milo because she s his best friends little sister and thinks that nobody would approvebut that s provingdifficult then he thought.
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